My Bologna Has a First Name…

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Disclaimer: Skippy and I are new at this blogging thing.  Our posts are not meant to offend anyone although at some point they invariably will.  And…we will most likely find it funny.  We are serious about a lot of things in life.  For example, wait now, give me a minute.  I’m sure I will think of something.  I’ll get back to that when I come up with something believable.

This is our first post of the year.  Duh.  Like you didn’t know that.  We are not gonna talk any of that new year, new me, new resolutions, crap.  We are headstrong, stubborn and stuck in our ways….trust me on this!  But we are happy, funny, silly, rude and a lot childish.  We are bonafides and when life gets us down, we choose to laugh through the pain.  Katt Williams talks about getting your seven laughs.  Mostly I’ve had seven laughs before I brush my teeth in the morning.  Life is just too hilarious not to.

I don’t know where our nicknames came from.  I’ve never even seen Skippy eat peanut butter.  I have been trying to convert him from a life of supposed healthy eating to a much more rigorous diet of bologna and bacon.  Okay well that certainly explains my nickname.  I think I just like calling him Skippy because I really love peanut butter.  Wow.  This is an eye opener.  I guess it’s a term of endearment.  Nah…it can’t be that.  It probably just started because I was hungry.  Yup that’s got to be it.

This year we are documenting our crazy, funny life.  Mostly so we can go back and laugh at it all.  Hopefully we can make other people laugh too.

 

PEACE.

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